I know I’ve written lists to you before, but maybe the postman can’t find you. Maybe I’m better off sending you another article in the hopes that one of the many readers will know you can send my wish list to you. It’s a long shot since it’s already Christmas Eve and I know you’re very busy. You’ll probably get this after Christmas anyway, even with Priority Shipping and the “if it fits, it ships” specials.
I don’t want a lot for Christmas, or maybe the things I want are just too big for you to handle. Other than a Christmas miracle, I don’t see how else all these things could be possible. It’s not like we could get anything spectacular from the government.
All these silly things I ask for don’t have much meaning. After everyone panicking about the “End of the World” on the 21st I realized that if it really were the end of the world, none of this stuff matters. If the world did come crashing down I know exactly what I would ask for.