It’s Thanksgiving. By the time you get to this section of the paper, one of three things will be most likely happening in your life:
•You’re listening to somebody in the kitchen cooking like a fiend getting ready for the biggest eating day of the year;
•You’re settling into your easy chair after the biggest meal you’ve had in recent memory and are trying to figure out how to loosen your belt so your pants don’t fall off when you stand up; or
•It’s your turn to take out the trash and this page of the newspaper happens to be on top of the pile.